1. Jesus in a tuxedo or t-shirt Jesus
2. Jesus - a ninja fighting off evil samurai
3. Jesus - eight -pound, six-ounce newborn infant Jesus (The Ricky Bobby)
4. Jesus - the hippie, diaper, halo Christ
5. Jesus - the white supremacist
6. Jesus - the colonialist ruler
7. Jesus- the Republican, Democrat, Independent
8. Jesus - the Capitalist or Communist
9. Jesus - the slave-owning Christ
10. Jesus- the nuclear bomb-dropping Jesus
11. Jesus- organ music stain glassed nostalgic-sentimental one
12. Jesus- prosperity, get rich sales-manager
13. Jesus-the institutional white-shirt-and-tie
14. Jesus-the Native American loving Saviour
15. Jesus-the slaying genocidal one who goes to war
16. Jesus-the cuddly omnipotent Christmas one - never harms a soul
17. Jesus-the male-chauvinist Jesus (men are first, women are second)
18. Jesus-the homophobic "God hates fags" one
19. Jesus- the South African pro-apartheid Jesus
20. Jesus- the Joe-Six-packs Christ
21. Jesus-the anti-Semitic Nazi Jesus
22. Jesus-the anti-Muslim Crusader Christ
23. Jesus-the Baptist, Bible-believing one
24. Jesus-the theological idealistic third-word liberator
25. Jesus-_________________fill in the blank! After all, He's your object of worship......
Adapted from "Who is Jesus and Why is He Important" ~ Brian D. Mclaren
(A New Kind of Christianity p.122)
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